Puerto Rican living in the Pacific Northwest.
Amorous recluse. You said I began this messy state of love affair. And I drink too much and smoke too fast. And this city's cleared my innocence.
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This is a vlog about the marriage and wedding. I made it some days ago. I was smoking some maryjane I thought I had lost but found (!!), and I was extremely emotional that day. So I thought it was a FUN and COOL idea to record myself attempt to articulate my sentiments thus far. Check it, this thing is going to start off stronnnng, like the camera cuts out for a second and I’ll just be crying. Damn. I’ve been very anxious and overwhelmed lately. Wedding planning hasn’t been that difficult, but it’s mainly Alex and I out here trying to organize this all so I’m worried we have no idea what we’re doing? Like I hope people will have fun and think it’s a lovely wedding.
And so, I want to apologize for the disgusting nose dripping/wiping and my dramatic vocal intonations.
I think the theme of my life right now is: “the impossible is being made possible”, and it’s all through Alex because until I met him I was never going to commit myself to anyone for life. You end up loving people and even while loving them you just knew this shit wasn’t about to last forever. There are people who you encounter who just feel temporary. They may take residence in your heart and pay the rent, but they end up merely being a single chapter or anecdote in your life. And then you meet that particular human being who changes how certain and sure you feel about “forever”.
It’s happening (!!).
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
shedofvelvet said: My gosh , I remember following you back in the day when you had just met your soon to be husband . I am so happy that you guys are still together . Did you guys go through any breaks ( if so or if not ) how did you know he was the one ? once again congrats<3 and I am excited for the wedding pics !
Anonymous said: honestly curious, why does it offend you?